The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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