Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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