Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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