break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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