This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
People with herpes should wear stickers.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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