Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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