Christians are straight up FREAKS
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
