I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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