You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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