I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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