just come out here and I will go home with you...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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