let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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