There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
