In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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