This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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