So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
