someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
it's like heaven, but drunker
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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