All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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