id be glad to
Me. At least after what I've been through.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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