Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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