we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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