Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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