Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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