Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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