i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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