If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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