dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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