Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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