Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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