I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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