her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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