I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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