considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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