I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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