i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just had sex on a roof
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
not ubering you a puppy
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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