I heard we made out
that's an acceptable place to lick
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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