I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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