She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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