Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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