Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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