she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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