Welp...herpes.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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