when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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