he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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