the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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