this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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