If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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