New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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