Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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