Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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