Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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