I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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