Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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