My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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