I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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